Get in close and you can see folds in the skin, blemishes, moles, and other imperfections. They're staggeringly detailed-3D scans of real people with 8k resolution textures-and I don't think I've ever seen a computer render such realistic human beings before. It transports you to an empty white void, in the centre of which is a row of, yes, naked women. Unlike the rest of the low-rent grot I've looked at so far, this is actually genuinely impressive. You do get the sensation of 'being' there, like in any Rift game, but you'll need a doctorate in disbelief suspension to see these uncanny virtual sex dolls as being even vaguely real. In the background another woman dances listlessly in a cage with her top off, and I wonder if anyone would ever find this more arousing than just watching normal porn. It's actually quite chilling, which is an emotion I rarely associate with sexual arousal. Occasionally she takes a break from her slurping and looks up at you with a cold, lifeless gaze. Continuing the trend of this week's column, it's more creepy than sexy. Here you stand motionless as a purple-haired anime lady fellates you in a Satanic sex dungeon. Similarly limited in scope is VR Titties, which is about as artfully subtle as its name suggests. Worse still, she speaks in an eerie Stephen Hawking-style machine-generated voice.

She's like something Silent Hill would conjure up. The character models are horrifying: the woman has empty, staring eyes and a nest of mad hair in need of some serious anti-aliasing. Galaxies and nebulas spin past a window reminding me that I'm in space. Looking down I notice that my avatar is sporting an erect penis, and in front of me a naked woman is wandering around the room, occasionally bumping into walls. The first game on our appalling menu is Sexy Space Adventure, in which you play as a starship captain who has sex with women, in space. So it's no surprise that a number of adult games developed for the headset have appeared online, which I've bravely decided to test. Sure, the Rift can whisk you away to fantastical worlds, but some people would rather just toss themselves dry to digitised filth. Now, thanks to the Oculus Rift and accessible 3D dev tools like Unity and Unreal, those wet dreams are coming true. As long as the concept of virtual reality has existed, people have been fascinated by the pornographic possibilities of the technology. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about the dirty elephant in the room: sex games.

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